September 22, 2010

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Posted in Ekion, Nathan, random humor at 4:11 am by Alix

“You take me to the loveliest places, Nathan, you know that?”

“I did warn you.”

“That there were monsters in the vicinity. Not that I’d have to watch for random attacks at vegetable stands.”

“…Isn’t that your job?”

“-by the produce.”

“And tomatoes are fruit, actually.”

“I don’t bloody care!”

“Dinner’s ready, by the way.”

“….What is it?”

Nathan smirked.

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